Hotel Martel

Tucked away in the scenic suburbs of Austin (aka: the chaos capital of our house), Hotel Martel offers a unique, family-only getaway filled with charm, noise, and the unmistakable scent of takeout.

Here, we don’t believe in room service — we believe in service with a side of sarcasm.

***Disclaimer***

HotelMartelatx.com is a private, family-oriented website created solely for entertainment and joking purposes among immediate family members. It is not a legitimate hospitality service and does not accept booking requests from the general public or anyone outside of our immediate family.

Any attempt to make a reservation, solicit a stay, or enter the premises without express permission from the homeowners will be considered unauthorized and may result in legal action, including but not limited to trespassing charges.

By accessing this site, you acknowledge and agree to these terms. If you are not an immediate family member, please exit the site.